Zoom into a room: in the room is a mad scientist (me) over a table with all kinds of bottles and beakers bubble with that white smoke that dry ice gives off, oh yeah I almost forgot: he is wearing a white lab coat mixing and measuring and placing beakers on Bunsen burners. Liquids are bubbling and, and ...... did I mention the white smoke? Oh right I did. HA!
Anyway all of a sudden you hear a loud creepy laugh: HA......HA......HA!!! Oh that was so scary I almost stopped typing........ or did I? Jeez I am not even gonna comment on that.
(Back to the story) - Yes, as I was describing: A rather handsome, dashing, youngish mad scientist, named Dave (imagine that), pauses slaps his head in surprise and exclaims out loud "OMG, could it be this easy?" He looks over the data he has calculated, runs the numbers over and over again and still can not believe his eyes.
Yes, he could not believe his eyes. The very eyes that thought things were so clear. The very eyes that thought there was only one way. How could he have been so wrong?
Wrong indeed! Well sorta kinda, OK YES. I was wrong about.....................
Well If I told you it would not be a secrete experiment.
So lets get the the meat of the matter. How are the results so far. Well I told you that I would report regardless of the results. Gain or Loss........ oh yeah it also could be neither. Right? Wrong? Why? Jeez so many questions it's driving me dizzy. I just might have to wait until next week Thursday to report the results. Yes that might just be what I will do because it will give an extra................ not!
Yes, once again I made a funny. Wow if the crickets were not so loud I just might hear a laugh or two...........(drum roll).......................
OK the stall has ended and now the truth, the truth you have been waiting for, the Truth is......... I have lost a whopping 13 POUNDS in three weeks of this secrete experiment. Not bad, not bad at all.
What exactly am I doing? The world may never know. (Really)